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Along with all of the zombies being children, a baby is shown being bitten and transformed fairly early into the movie.Ĭlint: I mean, I thought I would have free time to write, in my free time. Death of a Child: Taken to the extreme.which would have been disturbing enough without a soundtrack consisting of children chanting gibberish, grinding synthesizers, and what can only be described as a sinister kazoo chorus. Creepy Children Singing: The opening credits feature the journey of a tainted chicken nugget from slaughterhouse to cafeteria, with all the gory details.Crapsaccharine World: The movie's pretty colorful despite all the children zombies trying to kill the teachers.Combat Pragmatist: The teachers, who weaponize everyday elementary school objects such as jump ropes, cymbals, and baseball machines.He has terrible social skills, and doesn't even bat an eye when he realizes he wasn't wearing gloves when he examined Clint's fluids with his hands. Childhood Brain Damage: It's safe to say that at least a good majority of the things wrong with Doug can be attributed to when he had a 6 inch spike lodged in his skull as a child.Chekhov's Skill: Wade's football skills help him get through a playground filled with zombie children.Cell Phones Are Useless: The vice principal confiscated all cell phones, which are later destroyed by Patriot.He tries so desperately to hide his blatant homosexuality that he comes across as a very Transparent Closet sort of character until near the end of the film. Camp Gay: Tracy, although he doesn't actually admit it until near the end.By the Hair: One kid pulls on the Patient Zeros pigtail and it comes off in his hand.Butt-Monkey: As seen in the trailer, Clint has a hard enough time getting respect from the students.Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Doug is a lunatic, but he's also a bonafide genius who is able to singlehandidly decipher everything relating to the virus over the course of the film.Black Dude Dies First: Played straight with a black male teacher, Averted with the black male student Calvin.
Especially Patriot, the kid who calls Arabs, "towelheads," threatens to falsely claim Clint abused him, and bullies Shelley.A lot of the kids who eventually turn into zombies in this movie are dicks, so you're not feeling sorry for them.Doug seems to believe that, should they travel to the source of the infection, there's a good chance he'd be able to develop a cure to the virus, so it's at least somewhat hopeful.